Tuesday, 21 December 2010

The Season of the Witch is Here

What scares me most about witches?

Let's see it from the view of my daily lifestyle as a medical student

Basically, this is the anatomy of a human

Let's see what the witch has...



And this is the doctors' reactions...


This is because they (witches) don't have what the human has, anatomically
=)

They even make a better potion than Polyjuice Potion to transform their so-called abnormal anatomy to someone else (which lasts longer too)

The scariest part in witches - They can TRANSFORM anytime
"You will never know the person you are talking to is a witch"


It takes time for the potion to show its effects. Before the transforming process is done, the witch will fly with her broom. (They like to have bats as background effects, just ignore because the bats have no idea why they are there anyway)
Well, since their anatomy is different from normal human, they have something different in their body to hold themselves safe on the broom, so that they won't fall
=.="

Transformation #1
When they feel they are cute!


Transformation #2
When she feels she is a cat lover!

Transformation #3
When they feel they are sexier than all the human in this world!

Transformation #4
When they feel they can beat Lord Voldemort faster and even better than Harry Potter and friends!

Transformation #5
When she thinks can rule Narnia and influences Edmund...


OR

they might just love play Peek-A-Boo with you in the crowd
Gotcha!


AND

They love going to pretty girls

WHY?

Let's see it from medical view again


BOO... Scare you?

Because they have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome!
(presented with acne, aggressiveness, irritability, decreased breasts size and deepening of voice?)


Season of the witch

All right, no pointed nose and Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome witches here.
Season of the Witch is in cinemas at 6th January 2011!
Start off your year with this movie!
Don't worry if you're afraid of the witch with big acnes, because throughout the movie, the macho Nicholas Cage will always be with you
=)

Love

3 comments:

Liyana Faten Safuraa said...

hi Qi Wen! ♥

lets watch the movie together yaaww!
hehe!
hope nuffnang give us the tickets!
hahaha!

good luck!

muhsin aminudin said...

i love witches, they can turn young in just seconds. never get old.

Cma Shiema said...

gud luck..:p

 

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