I'm a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

Heya..err, no. Ahoy!

How are.. err.. How is.. ehmmm... How how how....

How be.. Yeah. How be you today?

*SIGH*

Guess I still need to go find a brush now, wait...

Yeah, need a brush to brush up my skill speaking Pirates

Why so?

This is because Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is hitting the cinema soon bringing in more waves than ever!

This is a blog post contest to take part in Nuffnang Premiere Screening-Pirates of the Caribbean : On Stranger Tides (3D) courtesy of Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Malaysia

You too can join, check here

I have a task to complete now in order to join Jack Sparrow and mates with a pretty girl to soar through the tides of stranger!


Here I go to be Pirate Eli!

First thing to be a pirate is to know 3 BEST things about being a pirate

 #1 The adventure to soar through the stranger tides!

What's a pirate without the adventure?

Being a pirate, I get to brave through the sea, kill my motion sickness and always be prepare to get through the natural disaster OR MAYBE attacks by some other green-eyed pirates!

Pirates love NEW adventure and a challenging one, we wouldn't want to explore only places that we already know. That is what we said "BORING! pfft" New adventure, new wave and there is where we say HELLO to strangers and its tide!

#2 I get to be ONE-EYE human! Woohoo!

Looking at things with one eye is so much cooler than having both, because using both is too normal and BORING~ Told ya pirate no like boring stuffy (failed speaking pirates)

But, how to fight if I have to use my hand to cover one eye?

And I'm a new pirate that has no money to make myself look cooler?

Solution : look at next picture!

Natural way to get myself the "one eye" look!

This is the modern look, where I can switch eye by just "flipping" my fringe, don't ya like it?

#3 I GET TO EAT FREE SEAFOOD (my favorite)! 

Soaring in the sea, living in the ship, me can have all the SEAFOOD I want!

Get to catch them everyday, every hour, every minutes

Yummy!

Best thing being a pirate is to get lots of FREE SEAFOOD

Om nom nom nom

What can I ask more when eating free is like the best thing ever in life

Bless my pirate life!

When I'm bored and no adventure, I get to rear some fish and play with them!

What about some clown fish like this one that is almost bigger than me

SO........

Am I a qualified pirate now?

Can take me to stranger tides?

Mind you "The Fish", pirate has no mercy!

WAIT!!!!!! 

Me is a GREEDY pirate!

Pirate's life is no easy with all the hard work

Just look at my fingernails!

ME WANT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Picture courtesy of Nuffnang)

Me want this to be a pirate with nice fingernails!

AHOY!!!

Calling all my other fellow pirates to join me to stranger tides!

Faster before I am leaving with Jack Sparrow with the others

I pass myself as a pirate first

Pirate Eli signing off!

*Yeah, the bottle is my weapon and don't underestimate it, it is good when it lands on you*

Love